Dr. Bob is now ordained in the Universal Life Church! I know, it's not quite a nuclear power, but it's a start. Now I can pardon people from sin, perform marriages/funerals, and all the other hooey that the law gives to ministers.
Dr. Bob is now ordained in the Universal Life Church! I know, it's not quite a nuclear power, but it's a start. Now I can pardon people from sin, perform marriages/funerals, and all the other hooey that the law gives to ministers.
BELATED:
The Universal Life Church of Modesto, California has informed
the ULC MONASTERY in Tucson, Arizona that your application for
ordination has been received and approved with pride. It will
be entered into the International Database of the Ministry of
the Church which numbers in excess of 18.3 million ordained ministers
worldwide.
KNOW ALL MEN BY THESE PRESENTS
...that the Universal Life Church accepts the above named individual
or previously credentialed minister into the International Ministry
of the ULC and extends a warm welcome from the President of the
Church, each member of the Board of Directors, and myself Brother
Daniel of the Sacerdotal Order of Universal Life, a Monastic Order
serving the church in many manners - inviting you as well to
help with your talents to promote Freedom of Religion and To Do
That Which Is Right.
On Oath
On behalf of Reverend Hensley and the church itself, I select,
appoint and anoint you a legally ordained minister of the UNIVERSAL
LIFE CHURCH. WELCOME to the ministry of the ULC. YOUR ministerial
ordination and credentials have been entered into the database
of the International Headquarters of the church in Modesto, California.